(This post and its contents heavily inspired by Captain Awkward’s recurring feature, It came from the search terms! Please go check out her blog, she is super awesome. Hopefully I linked a fairly recent one; it was the most recent installment I could find)
A long, long time ago, in a Twitter timeline far, far away, there was once a hashtag known as #WeirdSearchTerms. I don’t know if it still exists, but I spent a lot of time in that column. (Fun fact: The majority of the folks on there–at least at the time–ran blogs with erotica content on them, either prominently or occasionally. So some of the oddities they encountered were understandable. Me? Not so much!) I had a few fellow sufferers; I forget who they were specifically now, but turns out we here on WordPress get a lot of traffic from, shall we say, odd sources. Most are funny. Some are weird. A few are downright disgusting. But they’re all entertaining! (And also make me wonder if folks realize that those little fetish-related words you type into your Google bar don’t actually go away once you’re done…)
I stopped sharing my weird search terms once the hashtag kind of petered out, but lately as I’ve been getting more and more traffic, I’ve realized how many amazing search terms I’ve been missing out on. So let’s celebrate their weirdness together, shall we?
Many of these terms will be NSFW! Brace yourselves.