So, as some of my long-time readers will know, occasionally I like to dip my toe into controversial waters, such as implying that women wear clothes, and that we shouldn’t shame our children. Naturally, talking about such things upsets people. And hey, these are some pretty fringe thoughts which will probably warp us all into drooling, violent mutants incapable of achieving peace because of a lack of understanding of our “natural” gender roles. But because I’m a silly woman, I just can’t help but strap on a mini-skirt and ask for trouble, and so it’s up to the brave and intelligent souls of the Internet (mostly Reddit) to comment on thees blog posts and tell me just how wrong I am. (Or inform me of my sexual preferences.) They can’t help it–they just want to protect me.
Normally, I try to use my feeble wimmin logic to reply and show these brave warriors just how wrong they are, but of course such attempts are futile. My feeble wimmin brain cannot possibly hope to achieve any kind of rational thought or intelligent discussion, no matter how much my copies of Cosmo lie to me and tell me it can.
After months of seclusion and reeducation, I have finally come to understand my limits. As such, I will no longer try and use logic or “facts” to reply to these pure-hearted saviors. Instead, I will be using a method much more fitting for my delicate feminine state, and one which I have borrowed from those who are obviously much smarter than I am.* This method is known by many names, the most recent of which being “The Kitten Setting“. As yet I have not been able to summon enough creativity to come up with my own name for this method of commenting, but I am sure that day will come.
So be warned, brave warriors of the internet! (mostly Reddit) In my latest man-jawed, feminazi brainwave, I will now be daring to edit comments which I find offend my delicate nature and replace their content with something more…interesting.
You have been warned.
*Not sarcasm. These folks are pretty fucking smart. No joke.
Edit: Forgot some links.